My View on "Prostitots"

Hello world! I have chosen to start my blogging experience with my view on what has been referred to as "Prositots." Simply put, Prostitots are humans under the age of consent (which our society has deemed as 18) who act like whores. The most popular Prostitot, and the current center of controversy is the Disney Princess: Miley Cyrus for pulling a Britney - no underwear while wearing a mini skirt and getting out of a car.

Miley is a celebrity. Miley is currently a minor. My neice in India adored her. She was the one who introduced me to her, and I thought it was adorable how she would go around the house screaming "YOU GET THE BEEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS!" Seriously, love her to death. I don't think Miley does Hannah Montana anymore, and frankly, I don't want to know what she would do on a Disney show anymore.

If my Hollywood-knowhow is correct, Perez Hilton deemed Miley a Prostitot first and posted pictures of her crotch online. Comments on Perez Hilton's blog were filled with outrage suggesting Perez should be thrown in jail, he is sick, he is trafficking child pornography, etc.

Now to where I stand on this issue. Miley knows what she was doing. Show me a self-respecting girl who wears a short skirt out in public without underwear and climbs out of her car one leg at a time and doesn't expect people to point at her cooter. Show me a girl like that, and I'll show you an attention-whore denying herself. So Miley, if for some reason you're reading this blog post written by a nobody in Nova Scotia, stop whining you rich Disney Princess Whore.

On to what Perez did. Now, I assume other bloggers/paparazzi people have posted these pictures, but because I can I will focus on Perez. I have nothing but respect for Perez Hilton because he doesn't deny what he is. He is a gay dude who writes shit about celebrities and thrives on controversy. He welcomes controversy. He wants more controversy, and he is not afraid to say it. He is not taking back what he did, because he feels that was not only his right as a celebrity blogger, but also because he knows people like me will write about this and give him more fame. Plus, the Prostitot deserved it. Seriously Perez, I 100% respect this about you, no sarcasm.

So should Perez be jailed for these pictures? If not jailed, given whatever punishment those who are accused of child pornography are given?

Hell yes.

Regardless of who is in the wrong, the law is the law. Who's to say others convicted of trafficking child prostitution pictures did so by taking an up-skirt picture of some little girl getting out of a car with a short skirt and no underwear who was obviously asking for the attention? We can't assume that because Perez did this as a celebrity blogger and Miley welcomed the pictures (though she may deny any welcoming - seriously Miley, come on) others who have been accused and punished were not put under the same situation. However, if there is a clause for this situation, Perez fits it and I take back this paragraph. I didn't go to law school, sorry.

So in the end, power to Perez for being open about his personality and sticking to what he believes in. Miley is a Prostitot and definitely saw this coming. I think she's in the wrong. The law won't, and these laws have been created so we can function as a society. Just because a blogger in Nova Scotia thinks Miley's in the wrong, doesn't make Miley in the wrong.

If a tree falls in Nova Scotia, does Hollywood hear it?